Sunday, October 29, 2006

bored

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wala lang.

Sunday, October 15, 2006

I just find this soooo funny.

Actual Writings from Hospital Charts
 
1. The patient refused autopsy.
 
2. The patient has no previous history of suicides.
 
3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
 
4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
 
5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
 
6. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.
 
7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
 
8. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
 
9. Discharge status: Alive but without permission.
 
10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
 
11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
 
12. She is numb from her toes down.
 
13. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.
 
14. The skin was moist and dry.
 
15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.
 
16. Patient was alert and unresponsive.
 
17. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.
 
18. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.
 
19. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
 
20. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
 
21. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
 
22. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
 
23. Skin: somewhat pale but present.
 
24. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.
 
25. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
 


~ Reich D.S. Santos ~
none are so blind as they that won't see
 
"Finding a 'cure' begins with hope."


Monday, October 02, 2006

Magtanim ng buto

ang tagal ko ng di nagba-blag... natatamad ako eh... tsaka, madalas na sumasakit ang ulo ko pag matagal akong nakatitig sa monitor... kaya nga isa sa mga nagbago sa akin ay ang aking pangatlo't pang-apat na mga mata... bagong salamin, ika nga... mejo nakakapanibago kasi di siya ultra thin... kasi di kaya ng budget ko... hehe.

meron din akong pinagkakaabalahan na parang therapy churva... Nuga Best. Referred ng mom ko, na referred ng friend niya... Miracle Bed ang tawag nila dito... hihiga ka sa parang bed na mainit na minamasahe ang likod mo... mejo mahirap iexplain, kaya go na lang sa website. **hehe**

nakakapitong sessions na ata ako, and so far, ok naman ang reaction sa kin... bago ako pumunta dun, manas na yung legs ko... nung pang 5th session ko, nawala na yung manas... umimpis na rin yung manas sa face... though, it might also be because the steroids are being tapered na rin... from 60, 30 mg na lang ako every other day...

noong una, ang dami kong naramdaman... 'healing reaction' ang tawag nila.. kumbaga sa pimples, pag nagpaderma ka, di ba lalabas muna lahat ng pimples mo? Ganun siya... nahilo muna ako, sumakit ang ulo, nilagnat, sumakit ang kidneys... bago nawala yung manas.

Sana nga, totoong 'miracle bed' siya at gumaling ako... of course, kaakibat ng dasal... isa siguro sa purpose ng pagdating ng sakit na ito ay para maging mas malapit ako sa Diyos... well, Lord... epektib... **hehe**

Pag sinasabi nga sa misa na, "..only say the word and i shall be healed." super laki ng tiwala ko na totoo yun... feeling ko talaga, gagaling ako... kung ako man ida-dialysis, alam ko, kakayanin ko... unlike some people who didn't and died...

Meron ako nakausap kanina, yung kapatid niya, di kinaya ang dialysis... 6 mos lang namatay na... how sad... ako, i believe na kakayanin ko... kasi marami pa kong misyon sa buhay... unang-una na sa mga anak ko...

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Nung bagyo, syempre naman andito lang kami sa house... natanggal ang alulod namin! Buti na lang yun lang... Saturday 3pm kami nagkaron ng kuryente... natamaan si Tony ng broken glass from the glass holding our candle... buti na lang, small lang siya at di sa eyes... sa may side lang ng neck...

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Pinacheck-up ko na si Tony at Dale kasi nga ang tagal na ng ubo, di pa natatanggal... suspecha kay Tony, may primary complex... kaya babalik kami sa Doctor after two weeks para ipa-tuberculin test daw... pag nagkataon, 6 mos na gamutan ito... wawa naman bebe ko...

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Si Bes may bagong pagsubok na pinagdadaanan... pero, i consider it a blessing... pag ganun naman, it's always a blessing... pero di ko sure kung matutuwa ako or ano eh... kasi inaaalala ko rin yung ibang taong involved... pero, parang mas excited ako... **hehe**

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Pinagaaralan namin ni Dale yung mga sagot niya sa exam... kasi 15/30 lang siya, pasang-awa... Tagalog kasi at di niya maintindihan daw... sa English at Math, perfect siya.

Ako: Lagyan ng X kung mali... Magtanim ng puno, bakit X? Mali ba yun?

Dale: What's magtanim ng puno?

Ako: Plant a tree.

Dale: Yes! That's wrong! How can you plant a tree, it's so big! You need a ladder! I cannot carry a tree!

Ako: No... Of course, you should start with a seed, the buto... then the seed will grow into a tree.

Dale: They should write 'magtanim ng buto!'

May point ang anak ko, di ba?