Saturday, November 04, 2006

How to be annoying...

sent to me by Basti:

1. Adjust the tint on your tv so that all the people are green and insist to others that you "like it that way".

2.Drum on every available surface.

3.Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

4.Staple papers in the middle of the page.

5.Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.

6.Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

7.Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."

8.Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

9. Honk and wave to strangers.

10.Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

11.Wear your pants backwards.

12.Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

13.Leave someone's printer in compressed-italic-cyrillic-landscape mode.

14.Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

15.Pay for your dinner with pennies.

16.Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

17.Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

18.Write "X - Buried Treasure" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

19.Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."

20.Light road flares on a birthday cake.

21.Wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their hot sauce

22.Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

23.Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

24.leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

25.When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up", and repeat.

26.Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

27.Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot".

28.Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.

29.Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", "Basketball" or "Larawang Kupas"

30. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

31.Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

32.Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend".

33.Holler random numbers while someone is counting. -

34.Make appointments for the 31st of November.

35.Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

36.Send fifty copies of this list to everyone you know

1 comment:

  1. ooh la la!

    oopss... do you hear that? nah.. never mind... it's gone.